NOW FOR HIRE!
Utilizing their vast experience with state of the art technology, surveillance, weaponry, martial arts, and
government tax cuts, the POLICE COPS are ushering in a new era
of premium, low-cost Canadian crime-fighting services.
"For a reasonable fee, West Coast City's Greatest Crime Fighters
will try to solve ANY CASE and will almost ALWAYS get their man.
Guaranteed or your MONEY BACK!"
- Armando Manchez